Hoo Boy! Yay oh Yay!

So I received this in my email just now – spam from an Astrology site:

The Scorpio Sun has played a formidable role in your world these last few weeks, but now the Sun is about to move into brighter, more exuberant Sagittarius. After that, adventure will flourish, and you’ll be ready to take the world by storm!

 The Scorpio Sun.  That would be a controlling, over-sexed, dominating, power-driven and narcissistic Sun.  I wonder if “these last few weeks” could mean “these last 20 weeks.”  Missy Zala?

In case you want to know what the Scorpio Sun does, here’s a picture to give you an idea.  Imagine your bare feet in there:

Put Your Feet In Here

First though, on November 20, the Sun in Scorpio will have to square off against Neptune. This could be a serious energy drain, and committing to anything may prove difficult. You won’t get anywhere trying to fight this, so just go with the flow the best you can.

 Okay, I won’t do a thing tomorrow.  Nothing.  I’ll just sit and watch brain-dead TV. Oh wait, I can’t. Energy drain or not, I have packing to do, and on a major scale.  So much for energy drains.

Maybe if I sit here looking morose, she won't do this horrible thing to me!

Then, on November 22, the Sun swoops into Sagittarius for a month of adventure and big dreams. You’ll be inspired to reach for ever-higher goals. Sure, some of the ideas that pop into your mind may not be the most practical, but with the vision and courage of the Sagittarius Sun backing you up, you’d be crazy not to try something big and daring!

 Adventure?  I get to have ADVENTURE?  Oh no. Not AGAIN.  Not MORE adventure. Hasn’t a year full of unemployment, turning 50, a bipolar landlady, narcissistic “relationship” and total career change been enough adventure?  My head is spinning like Linda Blair’s and now I have to gear up for the Energizer Bunny???  Heellllpppp meeeeee.

What More Adventure Will Do To Me

With a tip of its hat to the Sun, Uranus will join in on the fun on the 23rd. Ruts are to be eschewed and escaped, while all things new, original and experimental should be embraced — within reason, of course. Mars and Pluto will also make an appearance this day, giving you insight into tricky problems and the determination to solve them. Keep your eyes open, and new doors and opportunities could appear out of nowhere!”

Okay, this sounds good.  Maybe I’ll just hide beneath the bed until the 23rd. This bodes well for Thanksgiving.  Oh lord, no.  This means Mom could ask ME to cook Thanksgiving Dinner.  that would be new, original and experimental.  I wonder if anyone but me will embrace it. But wait!  Mars and Pluto will be in there, stirring the pot, so I’ll figure out a way to keep the turkey on the platter – last time I cooked it, it landed on the floor –  and the cranberry sauce might not have to come out of a can, after all.

Couldn't You At Least Drape a Loin Cloth Over Me????

As to new doors?  If I get to the parental unit’s house on Thursday and find Dad’s installed a new door I will photograph it and post.  I’m not usually such a literalist with these things, but hey- one never knows with Dad.  If he does do it, you can bet duct tape will be involved.

My Dad, Annual Winner of the Duct Tape King Award

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6 thoughts on “Hoo Boy! Yay oh Yay!

    • T – do you have an account at astro.com? They’re really good! My wonderful friend, mentor and all-around care-taker, Mme. Zala, is a bit of an astrologer herself. More than a bit.

      I don’t think I’ve looked at astrologyzone.com. I’ll take a gander. I’m exhausted right now- been on my feet all day, teaching. I don’t think I have one brain cell left.

  1. No, it really couldn’t mean “these last 20 weeks” Ms Pance ;D
    It’s terribly tempting to blame it all on Scorpio, but there’s a huge spectrum of Scorpio influences, one end being behavior expressed from the Scorpion end of the spectrum, and then behavior expressed from the Eagle end of the spectrum. In a way, Scorpio is Death. There is no choice, Scorpio WILL destroy. Death of the old ways of thinking and doing. Death of “normal circumstances.” But this pyre of Death results in – what?? Either that Phoenix rises from the ashes, or it doesn’t. You choose 😉 What is Death but the end of one state of being and the beginning of another? The reason for all this Death is to force your growth – we ALL love our comfort zones, once we’ve discovered them and dug ourselves some nice cushy ruts ;D This coming solar period (with the Saggie/Jupiter influences – look in your chart to see which planets Jupiter is ruling right now) is where you can (you will!) blaze new and, yes – exciting – trails for yourself (from which you may or may not build new comfy ruts ;)) A time of Scorpio influences can be very VERY painful, and everything inside you is screaming – those old habits and old thoughts do not relinquish their power and control over your daily life easily, even if you think you’re a “spontaneous” type of person. Most of us shrink from chaos – Scorpio can cause one HELL of a lot of it, but the result is a new and better ORDER in your life, which is more aligned with the Core You :)) Be well, sis – you have the strength, the determination, and the life-tools to rise out of your ashes anew, a better, stronger you :))
    {{{ hugs }}} Mme Zala

  2. I know your “N” was a Scorp, Ms Pance – and not the first you’ve known 😉
    But don’t blame Scorpio because he’s a poor enfleshment of the sign’s attributes ;D
    When you think of all the “power” the Sun Scorpio has at their command, you can understand the temptation to use that power for selfish ends, instead of selfless ends :-\
    I believe there’s a preponderance of Scorpions (the lowest expression) and Gray Lizards (the mid-ground), and very few Eagles, although I do know a couple. Only Cappy has anywhere near the enormous challenge of not mis-using the power that Scorpio…..
    The depth of Scorpio is scary, in a way – if you’re not equipped to plumb it or withstand it.
    Sometimes they scare *themselves* – and retreat from exploration and use of their personal power. But then some, like your N, revel in the use of the lowest form of that energy :-\
    The energy itself isn’t positive or negative – it’s what they do with it…..

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