That I start a new job tomorrow, after 6 months of looking, and the skinny jeans I bought three months ago that were too small are now too big. I’m still gonna wear them, though.
Now they’re not skinny jeans on me. They just look like cast-offs from the early 80’s. Oh well, I’ll rat my hair up, buy a bat-wing top and tuck them into some suede boots and wear lots of purple and green eye shadow with too much mascara. Then I’ll go to the mall, find a group of 20-somethings and try to blend in.
Okay, I won’t. But the image of me with ratted hair, purple and green eye shadow and too much mascara will give my friends a fabulous laugh.